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and finally tonight, we want to update a story we have been following. niomeby campbell testified she received only some quote, dirty looking pebbles after meeting charles taylor in 1997 and that she didn't know who had sent the gift or how much it was worth.
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today, former actress turned human rights activist mia faro ofarrow contradicted that story. she had a memory of campbell explaining he had a big diamond from the war lord. they hope the testimony will tie taylor to the blood diamond testimony. that is our report for tonight. it was an honor sharing time forç?ç?ç?ç?ç?ç?ç?ç?ç? you.ç?ç?ç?ç?ç?ç?ç?ç?ç? for all of us at abc news, good ç?ç?ç?ç? night, america. >> jimmy: hi i'm jimmy kimmel. on the show tonight, jaideede jaw pinkett smith. we'll hear music from luke bryan. and the host of "the bachelor," "the bachelorette" and abc's newest show with the word bachelor in it, "bachelor pad," chris harrison. >> stay tuned for the most dramatic episode of "jimmy killal alal alal alal kimmel live"
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>> dicky: from hollywood, it's jimmy kimmel live! tonight tonight, jada pinkett smith. the host of bachelor pad, chris harrison. and music from luke bryan. with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's jimmy kimmel live ♪ >> and now, all of a sudden here is jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ]
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>> jimmy: welcome to the sthoe. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the program. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. a number of vacationers in our audience tonight. mostly people who were too cheap to go to disney land but we'll take it. i promise, i can make you throw up just as easily as space mountain. we have winos from baltimore here tonight. summer is -- i'm sad to say summer is slipping away. my niece and nephew started school today, which is it's tearability. barely even august. they live in arizona so i guess they wanted to get the kids back in school when the playground was 150 degrees. even shark week is over. shark week ended -- really?
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shark week has been getting huge ratings for the discovery channel for many years now. and apparently they're trying to duplicate it or something, but i don't think the new week they came up with has quite the same punch. >> if you thought shark week was scary, you ain't seen nothing yet. get ready for a whole new kind of terror. >> ah! >> clam week. only on the discovery channel. >> jimmy: see what i mean? it's not as -- speaking of popular animals on cable tv, for the second week in a row, jersey shore was the number one show on nonbroadcast television. snoon snooki gave them a boost by getting arrested. she apologized to her father for
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embarrassing him tonight. this is what embarrasses him? has he seen any of the show because snooki said she's learned her lesson and will no longer drink during the day. unfortunately, that violates her contract with mtv. it states very clearly, snooki does contract and agree to consume alcohol at a rate of no less than two beverages per hour per day or one beer bong of a capacity of no less than 24 ounces or one 40-ounce bottle of malt liquor. fail to agree will result in a punch to the face. and here is something else that undoubtedly has new jersey beaming with pride. you may remember a story about a white supremacist couple who named their son adolf hitler campbell, like the soup and they have two girls, too, hanzs
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ln hitler campbell and aryan nation campbell. they were in the supermarket when they refused to put the name on a birthday cake. on friday a state court took custody of the kids which is probably a good idea. adolph is four years old now. once the little mustache grows in, it's too late. the kid is very bright though. he just wrote a book about what he did on his summer vacation. mein, camp. it's about his time at camp. if i was jon gosselin and believe me i'm not, but if i was, i would definitely try to adopt him. what a reality show that would be. bringing up hitler i mean sorry kate plus eight, but you're crushed. in other nazi news. here in southern california
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there's a good chance we might have one on the local school board soon. >> the deadline for school board candidates ended 5 1/2 hours ago, and if nothing changes, a self-proclaimed nazi may be running unopposed. 51-year-old dan shu render is a self proclaimed nazi and the former president of the aryan nation of california. now he wants to set the agenda for the school direct. >> we should all have a chance. i don't see why not. >> would you vote for him? >> would i vote for dan? >> yeah. >> he's a pretty cool guy. a good guy, he really is. >> and the white supremacist thing doesn't bother you? >> no, it doesn't. >> i got this hairstyle to worry about. a nazi on the school board, that's the least of my problems. this is pretty crazy. naomi campbell testified at the war crimes trial of former
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libeerian president charles taylor. she was forced to testify about blood diamonds taylor allegedly gave her. she resists for a long time and she told reporters, i didn't want to be here. this is a big inconvenience for me. which coincidentally is what the slave who dug up her diamonds said. she claimed she got a bag of dirty rogs s aey rocks in the middle of the night and claimed she didn't know where they were from. today, mia farrow testified that she had breakfast with campbell the next morning. she claimed she had gotten diamonds. >> it was mia farrow's chance to testify about a 1995 charity event. she was asked to recall a gift from taylor to supermodel naomi campbell. >> they had been sent from
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charles taylor. they had given her a huge diamond. >> she's very good with the cell phone, you know. let's be honest here if some guys wake you up in the middle of the night saying they work for a ruthless war lord and hand you a bag of diamonds and you don't know they're from the ruthless war lord, you're lying or you have the brain of a supermodel. >> this is pretty good. as you probably know a new step-up movie came up this weekend. the first step up movie is the reason i got into show business. step up and then step up 2, the streets. and then step up 3-d, which is in 3-d. julie chang sat down with one of the stars of step-up 3-d, and inadvertently provided up with our unintentional joke of the day. >> there are different versions
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of 3-d. tell me this is not the boot leg version. tell me this is like dancers coming in your face. >> how they do it in the streets. here is something that they should somehow work into 3-d. this is a video from a justin bieber concert. it happened in december. don't worry, i'm not going to show the whole thing, but the video was released on the internet today. the lesson is not everyone has bieber fever. >> i want to tell everybody i love you guys but -- ow. that didn't feel good. i live you guys but -- >> fortunately, his hair is made of tupperware and he was unharmed. what kind of maniac throws water at justin bieber? adolf hitler campbell? adolf hitler campbell should become his nemesis, his lex
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luther. on saturday the nfl held a hall of fame ceremony in canton ohio. two dancer stars were inducted this year. jerry rice and emmitt smith. emmitt smith formerly of the cowboys gave a long and empassioned speech which was interesting because one thing emmitt isn't known for is speaking. last night, he spoke to al michaels during a preseason game. keep in mind he's speaking to al michaels. >> i have seen you do a lot of amazing things over the years, but your speech last night, no notes, no teleprompter. i have never seen anything like that in my life. it's the buzz of canton today. how did you pull that off? >> mike, it's very difficult to try to put it into words. >> yeah, mike. see mike or al either one. the thing about speeches is they're very difficult to put into words. he's the best. >> this is good too. when you're a rookie in the nfl,
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you get hazed by the veteran players. they make you carry the bags and all those things. sometimes if you're lucky, they'll even give you a hair cut. >> the cowboys players got some rough hair cuts from the veterans. that's sam young. you know the worst one i saw over the weekend, the quarterback tim tebow. that was not good. >> yeah. >> there he is, the gateor legend. >> jimmy: that's the worst hair cut ever given to a human being. they did that to terry bradshaw and it never came back. this is funny, too. this is from our local nbc morning show tood in l.a. where someone forgot to inform the reporters on the street it was time to go on the air. >> and welcome back.
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cathy and i are here outside. we're starting our live food truck week. and we're ready. >> not a great start to food truck week. but they were mesmerized by the smell of carnitas. you have been mesmerized by the smell of carnitas right, guillermo? >> yes. >> jimmy: eat pray love opens on friday. it's based on the best-selling book i'll never read. it's expected to be a big hit, but there's controversy because it happened to have the same title as another movie not starring julia roberts that also comes out on friday. >> from the makers of my big fat mexican security guard comes the amazing true story of a man who loved to eat pray --
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>> please let there be another burrito. wow. >> and love. >> i would love one more burrito. where is my crosswalkkwam moly? >> eat, pray, love. coming soon. >> okay. i'm full now. >> jimmy: we have a good show here. chris harrison is here from the bachelor pad. music from luke bryan, and we'll be right back with jada pinkett smith, so stick around. [ female announcer ] fact. when pain keeps you up nothing is proven to help you fall asleep faster than advil pm liqui-gels. rushing real liquid relief to ease you to sleep fast. for nighttime pain, make advil
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have you seen this? what they do is get a bunch of former bachelors and bachelorettes together in the house, and then they infect each other with clumidyeah. and then somebody, i guess, wins at the end. and later, this is his latest album, called doin' my thing," luke bryan is in the house. my favorite of the tracks on the album is track 11 which is called drinking beer and wasting bullets. it could be a rap song, too, you know. tomorrow night, sophia vergara will be here as will chef gordon ramsay and music from christian scott. and later this week, jason schwartzman, sylvester stallone. do you know what they have in common? adrian from rocky is jason
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schwartzman's mother. isn't that something? yeah. have you seen rocky? >> yes. >> jimmy: you remember adrienne? >> yes. >> jimmy: what did he say to her? >> i love you. >> jimmy: not what he said. yo adrienne. >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: try it again. give us a little stallone. >> oh, yo adrienne. >> jimmy: jo adrienne. how does it come out jo? our first guest tonight comes from a family in which if you're not famous, you get kicked out. she's the star and executive producer of "hawthorne." >> does any crack head come in and you vouch for them? >> she's not a crack head. >> my bad. >> it was a woman with a baby who needed help. what the hell is the chip on your shoulder? >> it's you.
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>> jimmy: hawthorne airs tuesday nights at 9:00 on tnt. please welcome jada pinkett smith. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you look fantastic. >> thank you. >> jimmy: if i was a woman, i would like to look like this. >> thank you very much. thank you. >> jimmy: and maybe i'll give it a try either way. >> okay. we could get you a wig made like this. >> jimmy: coming out here, it's hard to believe you're someone's mom. knl i have two kids actually. >> jimmy: two kids. >> and a bonus son who is 17 going to be 18 this year. that's been challenging. >> jimmy: has it really? >> you know raising teenagers, this day and age, is very challenging. >> jimmy: i have two teenagers myself. i try to disregard them as much as possible.
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makes it so much easier. you know what? text me when you're 30. >> exactly. that's easier. >> jimmy: you must be very very busy. well, not only were you producer of the karate kid. you actually produced the karate kid. >> exactly. yes. >> jimmy: literally. >> literally. >> jimmy: you son, jaden. is it easy to get a movie star to make his bed and do his chores and that sort of thing? >> most definitely. this is the difference. ia know most child actors are the bread winners of the home. jaden will have to do quite a few more movies before he becomes the bread winner of the smith family home. a lot of bread in the house. and on top of that his father happened to be 6'2" and 215 pounds. so he won't be able to beat his father any time soon. >> jimmy: but his karate can be a dangerous thing. he keeps up with that -- >> that's true but his father played ali and his mother was in
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two matrix films. >> jimmy: there you go. all right, so no dangers there. >> no concerns there. >> jimmy: no overthrow of power in the house. and how old is your daughter? >> she's 9. >> jimmy: she better get a job soon. >> she has a job, believe it or not. she has an album coming out this year. >> jimmy: good, about time. really? >> i'm very happy. very happy. she's doing her own thing. she's got her own fashion line about to come out. you know -- >> jimmy: really? >> i'm proud of them. it's nice when you can -- we have very creative children you know, and will i i were very creative. to be in a position where you can help facilitate your child's gifts, there's nothing better than that as a parent. >> jimmy: when i was 9 years old, i was a creative kid. i think, though i was like burning hot wheels in the back yard with my friend and really
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i never even thought, did you when you were that age, did you think, have a plan? >> i did. i did. and i was lucky to have a mother who believed in the plan. and the plan was just i'm going to go to hollywood and be a star. and i will never forget i went to college, north carolina school for the arts for one year. and i called my mom on the phone and said, listen i also went to baltimore school for the arts a high school i went to for four years, a program prior to go to the high school. i said, i got all the training i can get. i either need to go to los angeles and see if i can do this or i need to go to law school. and she said go to los angeles. >> jimmy: really? >> yes. she said go to los angeles. can you believe that? and then i came to l.a. and within three months i had my first gig. >> jimmy: three months? >> three months. >> jimmy: she was right. >> she was. she knew what she was doing. everybody was telling her, are you crazy. you're sending your 17-year-old
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daughter to l.a. by yourself? >> you could be defending lindsay lohan right now. >> that was my plan. that was my plan. >> jimmy: your mom is a nurse. >> yes she is. >> jimmy: and you play a nurse on hawthorne. does she evaluate and criticize your nursing? >> she did, quite a bit last year. which is why i got a new technical team this year because -- >> jimmy: is it her? >> it was last year. but yes, last year she was really on top of it. and i'm very thankful because there were a lot of things she was making me aware of that i don't think i would have been. >> jimmy: like what sorts of things? >> like how we put the cap back on the needle or how we inject the needle. all that stuff how you resuscitate. it was all -- >> jimmy: it is important. especially to the people who are in that industry might be watching the show. it really can ruin the show. >> oh, yeah. very specific. and we got a lot of nurses last year were e-mailing and saying
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listen, we like the show but you're not doing this and this. my mom like she broke it down. at the end of the season i had a six-page e-mail a six-page e-mail. and you know, i was like x okay cool. but this year she helped make a much better show. kudos to her. kudos. >> jimmy: is there any possibility that, and i know you have three kids. is there any possibility you and will could adopt me and make me part of the -- make me jimmy pinkett smith? >> we were thinking you know, we were thinking about doing that. we'll put you on the list. >> jimmy: there's a list? >> there's a list. >> jimmy: if you can move me up on the list or something, i would love to be a part of it. >> i'll talk to will. >> jimmy: or the wacky neighbor who also lives in the house and drives everything you have. besides doing all your own stuff, now you have to -- now you have your kids and you have to be with them.
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>> yes. >> jimmy: you have to -- i think you went all around the world with jaden. >> i did, i just got back and have to leave again to go to japan. >> jimmy: really. and that's got to be crazy. >> it's challenging. i was like can i please just squeeze in three months so i can do something? can i do a tv show? you get three months. that's it. i was like okay. but it's challenging because between will jaden, and willow and, you know it's nice when -- >> and little jimmy. and little jimmy. it's nice when your family needs you and wants you around. so my husband, he's about to start his -- do men in black three. >> he's an actor? >> he's an actor. >> jimmy: he's doing men in black three? >> i think so. he's like, i need you to be with me in new york. i'm like okay. and jaden might be doing a movie
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after. i'm like okay. i don't know how i'm going to schedule my tv show. >> jimmy: you should have a reality show where they compete for mommy's love. >> that's what it feels like all day. it's a good thing. i'm not going to complain about it. >> jimmy: when you go around the world, what country do you most like to go to and which country do you least like to go to? >> what is surprising i fell in love with norway. i fell in love with norway. after japan, i'm going back to norway to go hiking in the mountains. >> jimmy: by yourself? >> with four other ladies. >> jimmy: a little break there. going hiking in the mountains. >> in the mountains of norway of all places. but i love norway. >> jimmy: what was it about norway that was so great? >> i realized it's the country of fairy tales. okay, so it's like when you go to norway it's a lot of green and it's cottages and it's like pictures of things i have seen in fairy tales.
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and i realized how much affinity i had for it because of that. >> jimmy: something horrible always happens in a fairy tale like somebody's baby gets stolen or you know somebody gets wishes for gold and then it boils over on them. >> there's usually happy endings. >> jimmy: someone gets eaten by a wolf and cut open. don't go to norway it seems dangerous. >> it's a beautiful place. >> jimmy: what country are you not crazy about going to? >> what country am i not crazy about going to? >> keep in mind you won't be allow to go back. >> i really enjoy traveling and seeing the world. it's been a blessing. >> jimmy: i'll bet. i'll bet. congratulations. >> thank you. >> jimmy: and give my regards to my brother and sister and dad and everybody. >> i will. >> jimmy: and i know you have as we saw in the clip marc
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anthony is a co-star on the show. >> we have thunder on the show this year. >> jimmy: hear that guillermo. guillermo is more of a brown squall. jada pinkett smith, everybody. hawthorne tuesdays at 9:00. we'll be right back with chris harrison. it's not back-to-school, it's forward to what's next with an hp netbook samsung reality, or lg cosmos for under $20 after rebate. hi ready to order? [ sizzling ] we'll
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term relationships than the las vegas wedding chapel. he's the host of "the bachelor" and "the bachelorette" and now co-host of a new show called "bachelor pad." watch it monday nights at 8:00 here on abc. please welcome chris harrison. [ cheers and applause ] very good to see you. >> great to see you again, man. >> jimmy: how many seasons have
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you hosted of the bachelor and the bachelorette? >> wrapping up ali was 20. going on nine years. that's a lot. >> jimmy: in dog years or tv years, like 100 years of television. you're going back to the '50s. of the 20 potential relationships, how many have resulted in an actual marriage? >> most of them. >> jimmy: really. >> i think you have forgotten a lot of them. >> jimmy: which ones? >> krista and ryan. >> jimmy: were they the first ones? >> our first bachelorette ever. >> jimmy: right out of the gate. >> they had kids so we count that, too. >> jimmy: then quite a dry spell. >> jason and molly. >> jimmy: like a 17-season dry spell. >> you're misremembering that. we had four or five between jason and molly. then we had 2 1/4, because we have ali and roberto who were
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here last week. you can count they're down the aisle. >> jimmy: most of these last a month and a half. >> you realize we're on abc. you have to count it. >> jimmy: they have to be married and have to be married on television. i want to see them married on television by preferably a televangelist. so this is -- the people don't care, do they? if you look you go well it would be like if it's a sporting event and there's no actual championship at the end, and yet we watched and rooted and then nobody won, it would be like the world cup, i guess. >> what was it the all-star game. it's a tie we're done. honestly, i think it's one thing the fans respect about the show. it's not so fake that at the end it's like, you're guaranteed this couple because it doesn't happen in real life.
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>> jimmy: it could be faker, in fact. >> you're not helping at all. >> jimmy: the show is too honest, i think. >> honestly, that's what has happened with this show. you have to be more transparent with twitter and texting and blogging. the fans demand that. you demand to see through the show. you have the show not only the fact that you have a girlfriend but heard the voice mail heard everything. he was standing over the bloody body with a smoking gun. that's what the fans demand now. >> jimmy: well, and they're getting it unfortunately, i guess. but again, who could ever have guessed that a professional wrestler would be faking it on that show? >> in the 20 seasons i have been doing this it knocked me over with a feather. >> jimmy: do you think he's ruined it for professional wrestlers from here on out? >> i hope not. to take that professional down they have done so much to build it up. >> jimmy: the bachelor pad -- >> genius. >> jimmy: yeah. i think this show is going to be
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a big hit, i really do. >> we wanted to do an all-star edilgz for some time and didn't know a way without tainting the franchise, and the people have been going together getting on vegas vacations and choose ships, so woo have these continuing stories. we thought, let's make it a story. >> jimmy: has there ever been a lesbian relationship in the history of the bachelor or the bachelorette? >> not that is public. >> jimmy: that would be great. >> maybe by the end of the bachelor pad. >> jimmy: maybe? >> maybe, i don't think so but wouldn't it be great for ratings? >> jimmy: i don't know why you have guys in that house at all. are there background checks on the people? >> believe it or not, there are. i question how good they are. they do psychological profiles blood tests. there are people who fail to get on the show. >> jimmy: they do psychological testing, and those people passed. they were like -- >> right, weatherman michelle
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they make it past the test. there are people who fail that. >> jimmy: welt, those are the people you need to put in the house. >> i think they aranee anein a home. >> jimmy: put them in a minium security prison and shoot them. it's kind of like a combination of survivor and the bachelor with i don't know with sex thrown in there. >> i think you're right. >> jimmy: it's kind of big brother, road rules, put it in a pot, steroids in there, that's bachelor pad. >> jimmy: are some on steroids? >> no one naturally looks like that right? >> jimmy: well? most people don't. >> take a freak of nature aside, normal people don't look like that. >> jimmy: yeah well you're probably right. so these people are living in the same house in the same room. >> yeah we put them in bunk
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beds. >> jimmy: don't the bunk beds because if i was planning this i would say that's going to les lessen the sexual activity because you're in the same room with other people. >> you would think. it's like college. they started putting up sheets around their bunk ebeds like this will trick them. and we also have a fantasy upstairs that they can sneak away to, and it's fully equipped. there are these throw-backs to the bachelor. you get away and think there's the franchise, the rose ceremony, the fantasy suite, the dates. >> jimmy: the fantasy suite, which is really pornography. it's like sin max without the sex part. >> it's entertainment in art. so it's okay. most of what we do on the show is illegal in 49 states but since it's on tv it's like, it's okay. >> jimmy: wouldn't it be something if out of this the sodom and gomorrah type bachelor pad you established, if there
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were a couple marriages that came out of that? >> it wouldn't surprise me. you have gia who came in with a boyfriend, and it will be interesting to see if she leaves with the same boyfriend. it is ratcheted up quickly. as you saw in episode one tonight, it's amazing how quickly they started hooking up. >> they're like crazed sexual deviants, aren't they? i can't imagine, because obviously, you get in a house and some things are going to happen. i probably would be cooking for everyone or something. >> there's that girl too, you'll see her. >> jimmy: but you must never forget there are cameras there, and still with the cameras on them they are behaving like this. >> the thing is these people are so good looking that they should just be having sex anyway. that's the best thing they have to offer. >> jimmy: do you think that makes them more comfortable. >> people like that should just be meating. people like us we have tv shows. they should just be having sex.
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>> jimmy: maybe sex, but i don't know if they should be bearing children. >> reproducing is probably not the best. >> jimmy: the bachelor is now a video game. >> spawned eded a video game. >> jimmy: which is great for kids, i think. how does this work? >> funny story because so i get this and i'm instantly really cool with mize kids. and i'm like i'm the cool dad. let's play this. >> jimmy: because you're a guy in this. >> i'm the host of the game. i have my own avatar and i have awesome abs in the game. i'm like let's play this. my son starts playing it. he's a gamer. he ends up in the fantasy suite with deanna. he's like, what is the fantasy suite? i'm here with deanna papis. i'm like that's it. that's it, done. >> jimmy: time to hide the remote. congratulations. >> thanks, man. >> jimmy: i believe that eventually every show on this
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network will have the word bachelor in it and you will host it. >> i'm fine with that. >> chris harrison bachelor pad here on abc. we'll be back with luke bryan. it says turn right. it says you like soft rock. it says you like cool jams. i do like cool jams. it says you're not real. [ growls ] sorry. it says mackenzie ellerd got that exact same dress. [ screams ] it says it's the second switch. alright. [ switch clicks ] [ whistles and clapping ] [ male announcer ] at&t feels everyone should have access on the go, so we're making mobile broadband more affordable. introducing new smartphone data plans starting at only $15. at&t. rethink possible. where can you find ingredients like... 100% angus beef, hickory-smoked bacon red onions, swiss cheese .sauteed mushrooms? where else but mcdonald's? the mcdonald's angus third pounders.
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>> so, ah, your seat good? got the mirrors all adjusted? you can see everything ok? just stay off the freeways, all right? i don't want you going out on those yet. and leave your phone in your purse, i don't want you texting. >> daddy... ok! ok, here you go. be careful. >> thanks dad. >> and call me--but not while you're driving. we knew this day was coming. that's why we bought a subaru.
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>> jimmy: this is his second album, "doin' my thing." here with the song "rain is a good thing," luke bryan.
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♪ ♪ my daddy spent his life lookin' up at the sky he'd cuss and kick the dust ♪ ♪ sayin' son it's way too dry it clouds up in the city ♪ ♪ the weather man complains but where i come from rain is a good thing ♪ ♪ rain makes corn corn makes whiskey whiskey makes my baby feel a little frisky ♪ ♪ back roads are boggin' up my buddies pile up in my truck ♪ ♪ we hunt our honeys down we take 'em into town start washin' all our worries down the drain ♪ ♪ rain is a good thing
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ain't nothin' like a kiss out back in the barn ♪ ♪ wringin' out our soakin' clothes ridin' out a thunderstorm ♪ ♪ when tin roof gets to talkin' that's the best love we made ♪ ♪ yea where i come from rain is a good thing rain makes corn ♪ ♪ corn makes whiskey whiskey makes my baby feel a little frisky ♪ ♪ back roads are boggin' up my buddies pile up in my truck ♪ ♪ we hunt our honeys down we take 'em into town start washin' ♪ ♪ all our worries down the drain rain is a good thing ♪
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♪ farmer johnson does a little dance creeks on the rise roll up your pants ♪ ♪ country girls they wanna cuddle kids out playin' in a big mud puddle ♪ ♪ rain makes corn corn makes whiskey whiskey makes my baby ♪ ♪ back roads are boggin' up my buddies pile up in my truck ♪ ♪ we hunt our honeys down we take 'em into town start washin' ♪ ♪ all our worries down the drain rain is a good thing ♪ ♪ rain is a good thing rain is a good thing rain is a good thing ♪
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